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| Subject: | | Car Names Explained |
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Vila
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Fri, Nov 6 2009, 5:27am
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# Audi
* Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
# BMW
* Big Money Works
* Bought My Wife
* Brutal Money Waster
* Bimbette Motor Weapon
* Break My Window
# Buick
* Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
# Chevrolet
* Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
* Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
* Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
* Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
# Dodge
* Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
* Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
* Dead or Dying Gas Eater
* Dear Old Dad’s Geriatric Express
# Fiat
* Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
* Fix It All the Time
* Fix it again, Tony!
# Ford
* First On Recall Day
* First On Race Day
* First On Rust and Deterioration
* Fix Or Repair Daily
* Found On Road, Dead
* Fault Of R&D
* Fast Only Rolling Downhill
* Features O.J. and Ron’s DNA
* Found On Russian Dump
# GM
* General Maintenance
* Great Mistake
# GMC
* Garage Man’s Companion
* Got A Mechanic Coming?
# Honda
* Had One Never Did Again
# Hyundai
* Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive
# Mazda
* Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
# Oldsmobile
* Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
* Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment
# Pinto
* Put In New Transmission Often
# Pontiac
* Poor Old Neanderthal Thinks It’s A Cadillac
# Saab
* Send Another Automobile Back
* Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
* Sorry Arsed Auto Builders
# Toyota
* Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
# Volvo
* Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
* Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
# VW
* Virtually Worthless |
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| Subject: | | Re: Car Names Explained |
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Ursustyrannis
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Fri, Nov 6 2009, 5:44am
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| Subject: | | Re: Car Names Explained |
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lowredx
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Fri, Nov 6 2009, 8:42am
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Very funny! Being a long time Fiat owner I can add two, but since the first one they missed on the list is ban worthy I will only add one.
Fiat-Ferrari In affordable Trim. |
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| Subject: | | Re: Car Names Explained |
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MizLinda
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Fri, Nov 6 2009, 1:04pm
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LOLs!
FORD in the rear view mirror: Driver Returns On Foot |
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CITROEN - "Car Includes Tremendously Reverberating Overdrawed Engine Notion". |
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| Subject: | | Re: Car Names Explained |
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hroth
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Fri, Nov 6 2009, 1:33pm
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I remember that the Nova didn't sell well in Spanish-speaking countries.
Nova sounds like (It)' Doesn't go' en Espanol. |
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| Subject: | | Re: Car Names Explained |
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/PJ
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Fri, Nov 6 2009, 3:14pm
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My father was a mechanic. His favorite one was:
F-ed up
Old
Recycled
Dodges
*snicker*
His boss owned a Dodge dumptruck. When I was a teen I removed all the letters and re-arranged them to spell GOD. The joke was on me tho, his boss thought it was funny and superglued them that way so no one could fix it! |
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| Subject: | | Re: Car Names Explained |
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kearnivorous
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Fri, Nov 6 2009, 8:11pm
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GMs branch over here is called Holden; they compete in a touring car series along with ford. Due to this the rivalry is rather high (I know of one person who broke up with his girlfriend because her father was a ford fan).
So Holden stands for Holes, Oil Leaks, Dents, Engine Noises. Whereas Ford is rather similar to First on race day, but with a different word substituted for first, I'm sure you can figure it out. |
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