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| Subject: | | Re: Lazy people and their dvrs! They watch the commercials! |
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PeteLeo
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Tue, Nov 3 2009, 12:52am
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Mac: "Listen, Cricket, I believe that if I get into the ring, you're probably going to throw sand into my eyes, so I'm just going to run away."
Charlie's blind date: "So, what do you do for a living?"
Charlie (with great difficulty): "I'm a philo- . . . a phila- . . . a fa . . . lawn rapist."
Mac (standing in the midst of a number of open garbage cans filled to the brim with gasoline): "We've got to do something to attract the public's attention and let 'em know what we're selling here. Tell you what -- I'm gonna blow fire."
Artemis: "I'm gonna whip off my bra and blast my nips!"
Frank: "What's gotten into you, anyway?"
Sweet Dee (screaming): "You set me on fire, Frank!"
Charlie (derisively): "Yeah, like fire hurts."
Organizer of an undergound bareknuckle fight club: "What's the name of your fighter tonight?"
Dennis: "Clown Baby."
Sweet Dee: "You guys were just going to leave without even telling me you're driving to the Grand Canyon?"
Mac: "If we'd said anything, you'd just want to go along, and you're a girl, so you'd have to stop to pee every five miles."
Dennis and Charlie (singing): "Dayman -- ahhh-ahhhh! --, fighter of the Nightman -- ahhh-ahhhhh! --, champion of the sun, master of karate and friendship for everyone, Dayman! Ahhhh-ahhhh!"
Great show. PeteLeo. |
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| Subject: | | Re: Lazy people and their dvrs! They watch the commercials! |
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Cisco
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Tue, Nov 3 2009, 1:18am
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I really enjoyed when Dee threw her pee that was in the jar out the window, and the wind totally splattered on the guy in the back. That had me in tears and my sides in pain. |
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| Subject: | | Re: Lazy people and their dvrs! They watch the commercials! |
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PeteLeo
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Fri, Nov 6 2009, 12:23am
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Charlie: "Does your cat drive you crazy stomping around the house at all hours of the night? Here's the answer -- Kitten 'Mittons'!"
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| Subject: | | Re: Lazy people and their dvrs! They watch the commercials! |
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Cisco
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Fri, Nov 6 2009, 1:17am
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ah man I haven't seen that one. |
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