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Subject: Squatch
From: Karl posted Wed, Jun 1 2005, 10:00pm 
This shortened version of sasquatch: squatch is a new word to me, and I kind of like it. But I think it would serve much better as an expletive unique to cryptozoology.

For example:

"Get the squatch out of my face"

"It petrifies how fast?! Try again squatch for brains"

"What is all this squatch you're talking about"

"That's the biggist bunch of squatch I've ever heard"

"Don't mind him/her, he/she is just a squatchhead"

Some of you might think this is a pretty stupid suggestion, and tell me it's full of squatch, but I won't care, after all, squatch happens.
Subject: Re: Squatch
From: shenron posted Wed, Jun 1 2005, 10:47pm 
How about "you squatch my back, I squatch yours" or a foreign film called "Squatching Tigers, Hidden Dragons"? or a new lotto ticket called "Squatch and Win"? Actually, I like to have a Squatch watch.
Subject: Re: Squatch
From: (profile name not found) posted Thu, Jun 2 2005, 3:32am 
Hey I like it! I have a name on another board "squatchwtchr" and I had a kitty named Squatchie! How's that for beans eh?
Subject: Re: Squatch
From: (profile name not found) posted Thu, Jun 2 2005, 5:40am 
I kinda like it. Wonderin' though, do you prefer summer squatch or zucchini?

McCall - who is sorry, but he just couldn't help it
Subject: Re: Squatch
From: The Basilisk posted Thu, Jun 2 2005, 8:43am 
Squatch what you say around here. Thats kinda like something me and a couple buddies of mine do. We substitute alot of words with "smurf". Example: "Shut the smurf up!" "Get the smurf out of here." Its good for a few laughs.

Basilisk
Subject: Re: Squatch
From: Schlike22 posted Thu, Jun 2 2005, 10:55am 
Paris Hilton can be such a Squatch sometimes.
Subject: Re: Squatch
From: ElmerFudd posted Thu, Jun 2 2005, 12:57pm 
lol
Subject: Re: Squatch
From: (profile name not found) posted Thu, Jun 2 2005, 1:16pm 
I squatch, you squatch, we squatch, they squatch, everyone squatches, we go squatching? Hmm can be noun or verb. Proper noun such as "hey did you see that Squatch?" replacement for swearing--"sqatching thing!" Boy it is a good word for just about anything!
Subject: Re: Squatch
From: (profile name not found) posted Thu, Jun 2 2005, 3:45pm 
I think I'll have me a shot of single malt squatch to go with this beer.
Subject: Re: Squatch
From: (profile name not found) posted Thu, Jun 2 2005, 9:30pm 
Yep a nice shot of squatch would be lovely on an evening like this!
Subject: Re: Squatch
From: crypticTHOMinid posted Sat, Jun 4 2005, 11:27am 
well now i gotta "squach" that joke off my list
Subject: Re: Squatch
From: shenron posted Sat, Jun 4 2005, 12:20pm 
Everybody has fun tonight, everybody squatching tonight.

or

Oops, I am squatching again...

or

Squatching on the stone....

or

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! when I am squatching to you...
Subject: Re: Squatch
From: Wayne H posted Sat, Jun 4 2005, 6:25pm 
Now i know for sure you're all bored!!

Wayne


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